Sigurður Árni Svanbergsson

Full speed or no speed!

Aug 20

THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

STAR WARS: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.

BOOGIE NIGHTS: Deformed boy goaded into life of crime.

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